They say laughter is the best medicine. At the very least, cracking a joke here and there can make a hot summer day or a freezing winter night feel a little better.
Here at Welter Heating, we definitely like to trade jokes about heating and cooling–no matter how tangentially related. Check out some of our favorite heating and cooling jokes!
Heating Jokes
Air conditioners are known for keeping us cool. But they can also be a source of some good old fun with these jokes.
- The inventor of the air conditioner has died. His funeral was attended by thousands of fans.
- I didn’t get a warranty on my air conditioner, but it would be cool if I did.
- If you ever want to talk about why our air conditioning bill is so high, my door is always open.
- What do you do if you get rejected at the sunscreen company? Reapply!
- I’m trying to get my kids used to warmer summer temperatures so I can save on cooling costs. I guess you could say I’m an heir conditioner.
- I find my ceiling fan so inspiring. I can’t help but look up to it.
- What did the tacky freezer say to Enya on social media? If you can’t stand the tweet, get out of the kitsch, En.
- Why did the blind man fall into the drinking hole? He couldn’t see that well.
Cooling Jokes
Can laughter serve as a source of heat? Let’s find out!
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.
- What do you get from sitting on the snow too long? Polaroids.
- My furnace calls me at work to complain. I don’t mind; I know it needs to vent. Y’know, let off some steam.
- Dad: Check out my new tattoo! It’s of the Thermos I take to work.
Kid: Does it hurt if I —
Dad: Don’t touch the Thermos tat! - I never know if I should trust my heater. Seems like it’s always blowing hot air.
- What do a furnace and an airplane have in common? They both need a pilot before take off.
- What is Santa’s ethnicity? Pole-ish!
- What food do cold, angry babies eat? Grrbrr…
No Joke
All kidding aside, dealing with a faulty AC or furnace is no laughing matter. Make sure your heating and cooling units are in tip-top shape with an annual check-up. Call us today to set yours up!
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